Please leave my country alone!

I am so goddamn sick and tired of rich, white assholes and the ignorant mass of moron religious wingnuts who follow them like sheep even though it is completely against their best interests. With a severely limited, some might say castrated health care reform bill about to be passed this weekend, the conservatives are all up in arms about "socialized" medicine and a government takeover of healthcare. As if the private sector always does a better job. It doesn't. Well, it does if the goal is profit, but should that be the purpose of health care? Making a buck?

Anyway, with the gasbag in charge of the moron movement, drug addict Rush Limbaugh, stating he would leave the country if this bill passes, I think he's really onto something. All last year, and up until very recently, President Obama tried his best to be bipartisan and include ideas from the Right. He went so far as to remove a single payer option. Yes, he agreed to give up on Universal Healthcare, which is what so many people wanted and needed! Liberals are so upset they spit out their lattes. Well, they used a biodeggradable spork to ladle out a little and then gently dripped it into a compost bucket. But still! They were pissed! So the Prez tried and treid to appease these conservative motherfuckers, and time and time again they shit all over him, rejecting to even compromise. I of course, have always advocated telling Repugs to go away. They stole the election in 2000 (no, I haven't forgotten), rigged it in Ohio in 2004, and for 8 miserable years, did whatever the hell they wanted to do. Obama comes into office with a mandate from the people, and he tries to find common ground with the opposition, as is his style. They want no part of it, these conservative a-holes. OK, fine. Go fuck yourself, Sarah Palin. Go fuck yourself, Liz Cheney. We don't need you here. And to Sen. Jim Bunning, who held up extended unemployment benefits for millions of people because of no other reason than he's a total DOUCHEBAG? Not only should he go fuck himself, he should go get fucked by Larry Craig in an airport mensroom. Let him feel that wide stance.

My point? Let's just get rid of these people. They are not real Americans. They do not care about their country. They only want to make money for themselves and for other lame white people. Case in point, their dark lord Dick Cheney, who has no human blood and must therefore feast on aborted babies to stay alive, did business in Iraq as head of Halliburton after serving as Sec of Defense under Bush I, the less retarded of the Bush Presidents. Then, he cheats his way into office as Veep in 2000 with the more retarded Bush, and in no time, we bomb the shit out Iraq.  Halliburton is making more money than ever before. Would a true patriot do business with a real enemy of the USA? Not that Iraq was an enemy, but they said it was.

Anyway, the reality is that Republicans are dicks. And I'm tired of dealing with them. So I say we give them their own country.

They think anything run by the government is terrible except for the military. But even there they allow private companies like Blackwater to run rampant. And they love torture, guns, and deregulation of everything. Except for regulating everyone's private lives. They want your sex life highly regulated, and they don't want you to use drugs, either. Unless it's Oxy Cotin, and you're a big fat deaf racist radio show host.

They love everything privatized, so let's GIVE them Texas, Missisippi, Alaska, Utah, and Florida, and they can rename their new country "Murica. It will be a spread out country where they can have private police forces, private fire departments, private food safety companies, where they live as their own separate country. It will be populated by all white people, with no rap music, gay people, or spicy food. Everyone will go to church every morning, and watch Lawrence Welk and The Waltons reruns every night. It will be the wholesome wonderfulness they all dream of and think used to exist somewhere. In short, it would be absolute hell on earth for most of us. Just imagine sitting in church, listening to Glenn Beck for HOURS while eating white bread and mayonaisse sandwiches. If that's your idea of fun, you suck. And you will want to join 'Murica. The rest of us will stay here in the United States, which will be temporarily down a few states. We will take care of our health together as a country, and restore our civil rights to what they should be. A person should have the right to be free from oppression, free from ridiculous insurance companies charging them to be healthy, and free from evil corporations (mostly run by asshole Repuglicans no doubt) that profit from layoffs and send their jobs overseas to line the already huge pockets of their CEOs. We have had enough of these dimwits and jerks. Let them have their own country, separate from ours.

And after a few months, the conservative dummies who have had their houses burn down because the private fire department made a deal with the insurance companies and construction companies, who have become ill from eating tainted meat from unregulated sources, and have had their life savings stolen from them by a completely unregulated Wall Street can come back to the USA. But there is a stipulation. They will no longer be allowed to vote, they will be branded like the Nazis were in Inglorious Basterds,  and they will have to work the night shift at White Castles, bowling alleys, and porno shops as punishment.

After a few years, as I don't think it will take very long at all, the USA can simply invade and take over "Murica, restoring the Union to a full 50 states again. I'm not arguing for the end of debate, we need different opinions on issues. But these Repugs and their Teabagging ilk need to learn to be civil. But they won't, because they had everything they wanted for 8 years and look what hapenned. They nearly killed their own country from within. Idiots. Give 'em their own country. It will make life a lot better for everyone.

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