Bowling for Hugs

Can Barack Obama really be the next President?

Now come on, people, the man CAN'T BOWL!


Do we really want a President who throws gutter balls?



Answer: YES!



Personally, I'm proud of the fact that I am not very good at bowling, golf, or other meaningless white people activities. The POTUS should not have TIME to get good at any of these things. Plus, I want someone interested in policy, not socializing. That whole, "vote for the candidate you'd rather have a beer with" notion was stupid to begin with, but proved dangerously stupid when dumbasses voted for Bush as a "regular guy." Do regular people get bailed out and rescued from failed businesses by their Daddy? Do regular people get handed executive positions, a Governorship AND the Presidency when they have consistently shown they deserve none of them? Do regular people get drunk, stagger, fall, hit their head and bruise their face, then blame it on "choking on a pretzel?" You forgot about that one, didn't you?



Bush is a liar, and an extremely ignorant man. At the same time, he is improbably very arrogant. He gives everyone he meets condescending nicknames. Even people he likes. Karl Rove, who is responsible for getting Bush elected to every single position he's held (both of them), for pulling the most despicable political tricks, and as history will eventually show, rigging Florida in '00 and Ohio in '04, Bush calls him "Turdblossom."



Oh, how I wish there were more Democrats with a spine. Why this smirking, dumb, rich frat boy wasn't impeached and actually thrown out of office is beyond explanation. Nancy Pelosi deserves a red-white-and-blue ball gag as a special Republican gift for being their bitch/gimp and "taking impeachment off the table."

Once Hillary is broke and broken, and everything is set for Obama vs. McCain, you're going to hear one man's (chimp's?) name A LOT. George W. Bush. Count on it. In fact, all Senator Obama needs to do is run that picture of McCain warmly snuggling with Dubya, hugging him as only a Republican (gay) man can hug another Republican man (closet case).



Oh yeah, plus McCain is really old. Like SUPER old. He'll probably shit in his Depends during a debate.

IMPEACH!
(it's never too late)

T-to-the-B