Voting, that is.
Barack or Hillary, John, Mitt, Ron, or Mike? Interesting choices to make.
While I'm leaning towards Senator Obama, I can't help but agreeing with Ron Paul.
I am your Independent undecided voter, and here it is election day. I have about 30 minutes or so before I go register for jury duty, er, vote, and I'm torn. Not very enthusiastic about anyone.
At least a Bush isn't running!
Peace.
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Getting a BJ from an intern – impeachable offense. Lying to get the country into a war – no problem. What in the hell is wrong with us? Seriously. How have we let George Bush and Dick Cheney slide? Bush is a simpleton who was propped up as a candidate in 2000 for his last name only. And Cheney is pure evil. He is Satan, Lucifer, El Diablo, and Regis Philbin all rolled into one. But we’ve (well, not all of us!) let it go, tolerated these evil men, and let them wipe their old white asses on our Constitution. Here’s an interesting article about throwing these bums out sent to me by my Uncle Harold (who must still be floating in the air after watching his beloved Giants do what the Bears, sadly, could not last year).
http://www.wexlerforcongress.com/news.asp?ItemID=227
Impeachment should have been the VERY FIRST item on Speaker Pelosi's agenda. But she refuses to stand up to this criminal administration. Her rationale? It would take up too much time, and Congress would be distracted from the business of the day. Really. The Democrats were sent to Washington to get us out of Iraq, or to at the very least, stand up to Dubya and Cheney. They've bent over backwards like the spineless jellyfish they are. Why are Democrats so damn afraid of Republicans? I mean, these neo-cons are a bunch of closet case old white guys that go to church all the time. Wussies. This country needs someone to tell these bastards to go to hell. Is that Sen. Obama? Maybe. I know he's not afraid of them, but perhaps he's too nice to them. Hillary? She'd sure kick their asses, but only the ones who helped impeach Bubba. Plus, she won't get elected anyway.
The answer is clear, but unfortunately he's not available.
Al Gore would clean house and send these criminals to jail and out of Washington for good.
But he learned his lesson back in 2000, and he's never coming back. Too bad.
Makes me think there's a parallel universe somewhere in which Gore did win in 2000. Think of how much better life would be...
9/11 would have been anticipated, and while there's no denying that the people aboard those planes would have still died, I bet a President Gore would have read those breifings, held regular meetings between the FBI and CIA, and I bet would have been prepared to shoot those planes down before they hit the buildings. Why do I think that? Because Gore was already doing that in the Clinton administration!
Even if we had to suffer the atrocities of 9/11, a President Gore would have unleashed everything America has on Afghanistan, and you better believe he would have found Bin Laden.
There's no way he would have invaded Iraq. Never. Not in a million years.
He would have been on top of the scientific evidence days before Katrina, and would have declared New Orleans a danger zone, and ordered an evacuation of the city. He also would HAVE BEEN THERE right away. And the national guard would not have been in Iraq, so they would have been better prepared to handle the crisis. Above all, President Gore would have shown that he truly cared about ALL of the citizens of the Gulf Coast, not just the rich white ones like Bush.
Kanye West would have never said "Gore does not like black people."
The levees would have been rebuilt, and those responsible for their failure would have been held accountable.
We would never have had to look at the ugly, evil faces of Dubya, DICK Cheney, Condi Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, and the rest of those criminal, immoral, IDIOTS.
But the reality is that never happened. All we can do is to make sure we get out of Iraq, and that we have a President who is in touch with us, and our concerns.
Right now, that sure seems like Barack Obama, doesn't it?
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It's over, and I picked the winner! OK, I was off by 3 touchdowns for each team, but I did predict the Giants by a field goal.
Too bad I didn't place any bets - we need some furniture!
Now we'll see if I have any luck predicting the Presidential race...
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OK, here's my prediction: Giants 38, Patriots 35.
If I'm wrong, the Pats are the first ever perfect team.
If I'm right, I RULE.
Peace,
T-to-the-B
Will Puns Make a Comeback in 2008?
This past week we got to see both parties have yet another debate, but this time they seemed to actually matter. The Democrats decided to make history by narrowing their field to two historic candidates: an African-American man and a water buffalo. The Republicans have four candidates left, but only two are taken seriously by everyone, and really, if you have above a second grade education, none of them are taken seriously.
So six of 'em left! Last time I looked at each of what I called "The Final Four," leaving out the two ancillary Republicans: Ron Paul & Mike Huckabee. While Huckabee whined that nobody was asking him any questions (dude, take a hint), Paul sounded like a crazy man, what with his intelligent and reasoned remarks based on Constitutional law. He's the sane guy in the nuthouse which the GOP has become. Well, some of us think they've always been nuts, but holy shit, the douchebags that ran for the Republican nomination this year have had their collective heads up their collective asses, and what's worse, they enjoy the stench.
I watched McCain & Romney chuckle and smile every time Ron Paul was speaking and making perfect sense. Like when Paul correctly pointed out that the President has limited powers according to the Constitution. Or when he correctly asserted that we should have never invaded Iraq, but more importantly, it was unconstitutional because Bush went to war without a Congressional declaration of war. Those yahoos sitting next to him were slightly shaking their heads and grinning, as if watching a naïve Freshman talk about having a beer in their dorm room. These Republicans are living in bizarro world. They have to be. Romney-bot.2008 was getting his picture taken with a group of black teenagers, on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, no less, and he stood there with them and actually said, “Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof.”
Talk about a Cracker. It’s white people like that who embarrass me. How out of touch could someone be? John “Oldie Olderson” McCain thinks it’s perfectly OK for us to be in Iraq for 100 years or more. Fucking Huckabee doesn’t believe in evolution and thinks abortions are why we have so many illegal immigrants! This collection of drooling, in-their-own-world psychos have one other thing in common: they LOVE Ronald Reagan!
When I was a kid, I remember how all the other kids thought Reagan was the greatest President. Well, their parents were voting for him, anyway. My parents hated Reagan. So naturally, I grew up in an intelligent home. It’s simple logic. Seriously, everytime I think of Ronald Reagan, all that comes to mind is a doddering old fool who said stupid shit that rich people thought was funny. “There you go again.” I suppose that passed for wit in 1980.
But these modern-day neocon assholes were sitting there, in the Reagan library, in front of Air Force One (funny how all you saw in a library was a plane), jumping all over each other for who truly loved Ronald the best. For a group of guys that hate gay people, they were all ready to exhume Reagan’s body and lick the dusty remains of the former President’s balls just to prove their love. But the reality is Reagan was a bad President. He sharply divided this country, and started it on a path to red state vs. blue state. Does that mean we’re purple? Nope, just in Minneapolis. Oh, and crack was invented while Reagan was President. Coincidence?
Anyway, to put it cleverly, Reagan blew goats. His Depends-wearin’ ass didn’t know where he was, who he was, or what he was supposed to be doing, and he was the President of the United States of America! Then years later, we got Dubya. So is it really that historic to have a black President? Or a woman President? We’ve had a senile President before. And we have a retarded one now. Personally, I’m looking forward to having someone able to pronounce “nuclear.”
Peace,
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