SHOCKING DEVELOPMENTS!

Lil' Adler Probst was cited for electioneering this morning in St. Louis, MO. He pleaded with voting officals that his mommy dressed him, and it wasn't his fault. In fact, Adler is a fan of Sara Palin (for the boobs) ((relax, people, he's an infant, so boobs = milk! Geesh, ya sickos.))

In a related story, males in MO and IL agree that Palin is hot, but a moron. Easy on the eyes, not so much on the country.