ELECTION DAY!
EARLIEST EXIT POLL RESULTS
Waukegan, IL -
The earliest exit poll today comes from 3321 Burr Oak Drive.
2 votes for Obama-Biden
1 abstained vote
1 vote for BONES!
The breakdown was 100% of women went for Obama, and only 25% of males were for Obama. Apparent third-party "BONES!" was a surprise, garnering an astonishing 25% of male voters. Reached for comment about his vote, Franklin drooled a bit, ran around in a circle, and farted.
Abstaining from voting was Monty, who is a little shit.
Stay tuned for more updates, including the ever-crucial PROBST FAMILY exit poll from St. Louis in swing state Missouri. There are reports of voter fraud, as Noah tried to take Kyah's turn. More details later...
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