BREAKING NEWS!

LAZY ACTION REPORT!

St. Louis, MO -

Rumors of voter intimidation have been circulating from the Probst Family Compound on Hilly Haven, and we have the inside scoop from our intrepid reporter Wrigley, who filed the following report moments ago...

"WOOF! BARK! PANT, PANT"

Ok, that was seriously stupid. We would never work with Wrigley Probst again, not after plagarism allegations against him arose from his piece this summer on the best places in St. Louis to poop.

We'll have more from St. Louis soon as this story develops...

Stay tuned to www.LazyRevolution.com all day and night for wacky commentary, nutty exit polls, crazy interviews, and overall zaniness as we witness history!

Peace!