Headlines!

Actual headlines on the same Yahoo News page on July 24th, 2008...

Obama urges Germans to work with US to stop terror (AP)

McCain visits German restaurant in Ohio


Poor Oldie McPastyskinbadteeth, he's just falling apart, physically and mentally.

Future headlines we may see as the campaign wears on...


Obama Unites Israelis, Palestinians in Historic Accord

McCain Unites French Fry and Ketchup in Front Seat of Accord


Obama Meets with Iranian President to Discuss Peace

McCain Meets Floor after Dizzy Spell


Obama Urges Nation to Come Together as One America

McCain Urges Nurse to Change his Adult Diaper


Inaugural Ball for Obama a Grand Event

Dinner at Denny's "Pretty Good" Says McCain


Obama '08

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