The Final Four! Like college hoops without the office pools.
We're Down to Four Egomaniacs Now
So much for freedom of choice, huh? After yesterday's primary in Florida, America's wang, 9/11 nut Rudy Giuliani is set to drop out, and today John Edwards decided to call it quits after over a year of campaigning. So the field is set, and heading into next week's "Super Tuesday," the races are set.
The "Fantastic" (said with rolling eyes) Four
Barack Obama
He's the man, which is ironic. Comparisons to JFK, MLK, and RFK must seriously piss off Bill Clinton. You gotta like this guy, plus, he's our Senator! South Side!Hillary Clinton
Handsome woman, eh? I kid. But this pic makes a none-too-subtle point: a vote for Hill is a vote for Bill. I always liked President Clinton, and was well aware of the shit he was slinging. Slick Willie may have done whatever he needed to do to get elected, but at least once he was there, he was generally on the morally correct side of issues. Toni Morrison called him the first black President. For a pasty white dude, that's a hell of a complement. I'm sure when he first heard that, Bill was like "cool." Interesting: notice that Hillary's entry here has been all about her husband, not her. Look, I'm a progressive person. I've worked for women (well, hens, anyway) before and it's OK. But I tell you this, Democrats - don't nominate Mrs. Clinton. She WILL lose in November. Dumbass white guys (think NASCAR, Dittoheads, and avid Fox News viewers) will vote for a black guy they think is qualified, but NEVER for a skirt. Won't happen. Not in America. And anyone who thinks otherwise is naive. Sorry. But the next two lunks would beat Hillary like their team just lost the Super Bowl.John McCain
Oldie Olderson. 'Nuff said.And finally,
Mitt Romney
Yeah, yeah, I stole this gag from Stephen Colbert, but seriously, the Romney-bot 2008 is a dead ringer for ol' Guy Smiley, isn't he? I'd like to say that there's no way this Neanderfuck shit-for-brains could ever get elected, but after 2 terms of Dubya, is there really anyone who couldn't be elected? Ralph Nader. Don't count Mittens out. This conservative was the Governor of Massachusetts! That most hated state of Republicans, where John Kerrey and So, what does it all mean? Fodder for the Lazy Revolution, amigos! Lots of ranting to come...
Send in your comments about who you like, who you can't stand, and which candidate(s) make you feel like you have to poop (it was Giuliani for me - I'd hear him say '9/11, 9/11, 9/11' and I'd get that diarrhea feeling, you know?).
Peace, and is it too late to impeach Dubya?
T-to-the-B
1 comments:
As far as I'm concerned, Barack Obama is the only candidate that deserves my vote. Since Iowa, I have lost pretty much all respect I ever had for the Clintons. What in the world could have possibly convinced Bill that relating Obama to Jesse Jackson was a good idea?
Some day, Kyah and Noah are going to ask me who I voted for in the 2008 election, and I will proudly tell them that I voted for Barack Obama in the Missouri primary. If the Clintons win the nomination, I will most likely abstain from voting for President. Someone else will need to send them back to the White House.
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