Thursday, November 15, 2007

Priorities, everyone, priorities!

So there's an email going around (I got it from my mother-in-law today) that is from country singer Charlie Daniels. Here's a link to it: redneck.

Don't we have more important things to worry about? This bumpkin really is afraid of Mexicans? Like they're a threat to our country? Last time I checked, there weren't any dudes named Jose or Paco slitting the throats of airline pilots and flight attendants with box cutters, then aiming the planes into buildings. No, they had names like Muhammad. In Mr. Daniels' email he says we "turn a blind eye" to illegal immigration because the country of origin is Mexico. What? Is this guy serious? How about Saudi Arabia, jackass? You wonder if 'ol CD has any oil money like the Bushes. Those are the people to really worry about. Saudi Arabia is the country where the majority of the hijackers were from. And, remember that one guy? Osama Bin Laden??? Yeah, he's from there, too. But let's not concentrate on finding him, no, let's get upset about poor people that don't speak English very well and screw up our drive-through order.

I swear, these right wing paranoid freaks need to come out of the closet, put down the Oxy-Cotin, and then accept reality as a place to live, or just grab their damn bibles and jump off a tall building. Seriously, you've fucked up this country! Your conservative ideology is WRONG! Stop jerking off to your signed picture of Karl Rove and grow up. A Mexican is not a threat to you or your way of life, unless your chosen profession is picking lettuce, cleaning offices late at night, or standing in front of Home Depot.

Let's please ignore crap like this and stay focused. The neo-cons and evangelicals are going to try as hard as they can to divert our attention from the real issues, just like they do every election year. We, the intelligent, independent voters of America need to rise above the xenophobia and race-baiting and tell these a-hole Republican operatives that spread this veiled hate speech to just mind their own business. I am so damn sick and tired of dealing with DUMB PEOPLE. And Charlie Daniels? Why on earth would anyone with all of their original teeth listen to anything this fool has to say? It's like analyzing something Britney Spears says, you're just going to get a headache.

Let's please pass a law that says you have to pass at least a basic current events and/or civics test in order to vote. If you don't know who the current Secretary of State is, you're not allowed to vote. If you can't name the office that is 3rd in line for the Presidency, you are not allowed to vote. And if you think Mexicans working for less than minimum wage illegally is a more important issue than climate change, Iraq, and the current administration's complete and total abuse of power at the expense of our Constitution, then you are a retard, and you are not allowed to vote. Yes, I'm talking to you, Lou Dobbs.

Jesus, people, settle down and have a fucking taco.

Peace.

T-to-the-B

1 comments:

Ray said...

Being a proud Liberal (with a capital L), I feel your pain and frustration. My "Out of the Office Countdown Calendar" says we only have 360 painful days remaining of President Numbnut's bastardization of our once-precious Constitution. That being said...

I'm old enough to remember when "Made in Japan" was synonymous with "cheap crap". I mean who thought flooding our market with poorly made 10 cent toys in 1960 would have lead to Sony and Toyota, not to mention a deluge of Sushi restaurants (all perfectly fine-quality capital ideas and products). My point is this: Today Illegal Immigrants taking our precious fruit-picking jobs, tomorrow...well, who knows. Nip it in the bud, I say. That's not to say we should ignore and stop looing for Osama Bin Missin. I say, we should watch our asses WHEREVER there is a flame a few feet high.

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