You're a Republican? You must be gay.

OK, seriously. If you ever find yourself in an argument with a Rethuglican, just remember that they're in the closet, and coming out would really shake up their families. It's a tough choice to live openly gay I'm sure, so no wonder conservatives are so angry all the time.

I mean really, are there any straight Republicans? Sure doesn't seem like it. http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/21/20070827-larrycraig.jpg

Why don't you conservatives embrace your fabulousness? C'mon! Wear something other than navy blue! Be yourselves! Be gay! Come out, my Republican friends! We liberals will not only tolerate your lifestyle, we'll celebrate it. Just please stop denying it. You're queer.

Now move to SF or Miami with all your money, party hard (ahem), and leave this "governing" stuff to people interested in actually helping other people.

Peace,

T-to-the-B