First and foremost, before we go anywhere or get into anything, a rousing HUZZAH! to Barclay & Angela on their new baby boy William! I can't wait to teach him swears.
The Idiot-in-Chief
So, Joe Scarborough had an interesting show recently. His topic: Is Bush an idiot? We here at the Revolution have known this for years, and quite frankly can't believe it has taken people 6 freaking years to figure it out for themselves, but then again, that's part of the mission around here: to launch those rockets of derision and let loose the hounds of irony on all that is wrong and evil. So check out the excellent montage they put together over there at MSNBC: it's funny, but sad at the same time.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/08/15/scarborough-is-bush-an-idiot/
I sent an email to the resident neo-con in my office with the link above and the line I can't believe anybody could seriously defend this doofus anymore. It is so not a debate as far as I'm concerned, but then again we're talking about people that aren't sure yet about evolution, global warming, and sexual positions other than missionary.
The Neanderfuck's response?
You have 1 ½ years left, deal with it. Don't fall prey to your party's strategy: Whine and Complain.
"Deal with it?" Where is he from, Iran? North Korea? Cuba? Venezuela? There is this little document we have here called the Declaration of Independence which states that we have the right to overthrow our government if necessary. And this other document, the Constitution, which details specifically how we as a people can kick an asshole President out of office if and when we need to. Remember about 8 years ago? Those GOP fuckwads tried to get rid of President Clinton. For getting a blowjob! Personally, I think they were just jealous that Bubba was a playa. And leave Monica alone! I'd have "moistened my stogie" with her then, too (course, I wasn't married then either). It's not like she was this Orca-fat bitch that was repulsive. She was thick. Which is yet another reason Clinton was our first black president. But that's another blog.
So, the Republican response is "deal with it." We should not have to deal with corrupt chicken hawks that steal elections, spy on us without warrant, endorse torture, give kickbacks to their corporate buddies, squander a huge national surplus, super-pollute the environment, strip our civil rights, and display an alarming incompetence in nearly everything they do, yet brag & boast about how wonderful they all are, even giving medals and promotions to one another. If there was ever a time to impeach and FIRE a sitting President, it's now. Yes we're at war. But the message we'd send to the world would be that we're as sick of this moronic frat boy asshole as you are, too. We're a laughing stock because of this guy. The Europeans thought we were being silly with the whole Lewinsky affair, but they would certainly understand an impeachment hearing for Dubya. Then, we should deport his stupid ass. Make sure he can never live here again, Roman Polanski style, bitches.
There are so many reasons to get rid of him. I'm sitting here, trying to think of one positive thing he's done. Throwing a strike when he threw out the first pitch at a Nationals game? Staying in shape? Perfecting that fucking smirk that makes me want to shoot the television Elvis-style? Seriously, people, post a comment or email me at twb4@yahoo.com with all of the positive things George W. Bush has done for this country. And if you say "catching Saddam Hussein," I'll personally kick you in the crotch. We caught a guy who wasn't doing anything. Woo-freakin-hoo. What about catching you-know-who?
That's right, where is Osama bin Laden? Forgot about that guy, huh? He's just the guy responsible for the most horrific attack on American soil. The guy Bush pledged he would do whatever it takes to find and bring to justice? Then a year later he said that he was "not truly concerned about him." Osama bin Forgotten.
I still can't believe the Democrats didn't run on that in 2004. In '92 it was "The Economy, Stupid," and they stomped George Sr. like the skinny wimp loser he was. In '04, it should have been "Where's Osama?" At the debates, everytime Bush opened his mouth, Kerry should have said, "did you get him yet? Are you looking for him? Mr. President, where is Osama?" Would have been an absolute landslide. They should've called Bush a traitor, an incompetent boob, should've said he was a corporate stooge that doesn't love his country enough to hunt down and kill it's number one enemy, and should have brought up September 11th a million more times than the Republicans did (so about 3 million times, because the Rethuglicans wouldn't shut up about it), and said every single time, "Where's Osama?" If we're so safe with Republicans in charge, why haven't they found him yet? Why isn't the entire world helping us find him?
Under the next administration, we will find Osama bin Laden, and we will bring him to justice. As long as it's not another corporate puppet like Bush. That's got to be the plan. We will protect our borders no matter what it takes. And we sure as hell won't start any unnecessary, immoral, unethical wars anywhere else that have NOTHING to do with the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Vote for a Bushite again in 2008, whether it be Jeb, John (McCain - it saddens me that he has sucked up to and kissed the ass of Dubya), or George (Allen - a real winner), and let it be close enough for them to steal it again, and you will continue being scared, because the administration does not know what to do besides give speeches.
Anyway, we can get an early start on cleaning up this Republican mess by impeaching Bush, and watching Congress firing him shortly after the mid-term elections. This could really happen, we just have to vote the butthole incumbents (sounds like a band) out of there, especially every single one that voted YES to go to war in Iraq. (Bye-bye, Hillary!)
Peace & IMPEACH!
T-to-the-B
ps August 22nd, the Revolution goes live on stage! Well, I do, anyway. Not sure how political the set will be, but rest assured I will be pissed off about a number of things that I have no intention of doing anything about except ranting. It's the Lazy Revolution way.
It's the "Battle of the Browns!" Just remember this is an exhibition, so no wagering.
Oh yeah, make sure you go see "Snakes on a Plane" this weekend! I'd love it to break the all-time opening weekend box office record for an "R" rated movie!
"Get these muthafuckin' snakes off this muthafuckin' plane!"
