"The West Wing" on BET...

If the Democrats run Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama on the same ticket, then they are the dumbest group of morons to ever get together, and this liberal will give up all hope and resign himself to the ever-increasing truth that it really doesn't matter: the election has already been decided. The winner has been chosen for us. And I don't mean that electoral college bullshit, either. I mean the corporate leaders and the evil businessmen have all decided over martinis and enemas which party will win, and who will be the winner. But I'm not in a conspiracy-kind of mood today. We'll save that kind of talk for another time. (Charlie Sheen is not a crackpot - he makes sense, people!) OK, enough, sorry.

I'd kind of like to see the Repugs run Condi Rice. They'll be thinking the whole time that she'll be their bitch even more than Dubya was, and as soon as she's sworn in, the Madame President quickly reminds everyone that her name is NOT Condi, but Condoleezza, mmm-hmm, and y'all betta recognize. How beautifully ironic and wonderful would it be to have the white businessman elite pricks back a black woman for President, only to realize that instead of a Stepford wife, they know have a SISTER on their hands! Payback would be serious! Imagine the good things an intelligent black woman could do for this country.

Of course, I'm giving Ms. Rice the benefit of her skin color, which is about as "black" as she's going to get. I seriously doubt anyone would vote for her because of the color of her skin. Spike Lee voiced his concerns about the Sec. of State earlier this year. Not that Spike speaks for all of Black America, but c'mon. My man made "Do the Right Thing!" His street cred is considerably higher than Rice's. Hell, so is mine for that matter.

I guess I just like the idea of our President telling Kim Jong Ill, "Oh no you di'int!"