So did you hear about the Utah school that thought they were booking Jon Stewart the comedian, but instead they had signed up Jon A. Stewart, a former motivational speaker, businessman and part-time professional wrestler from Chicago? Oops!

What kills me is that they wanted The Daily Show host in the first place. Utah? Wouldn't they prefer say, John McCain, as he panders to the Religious Right? Wait, are Mormons considered the Religious Right? Shit, weren't they recently a cult? You know what that means, those nutty Scientologists could be considered a "legitimate" religion soon.

But Jon Stewart in Utah? I'm thinking people in Utah have no time for politcal comedy, what with all the wives...