Bienvenidos, Revolucionarios!

This blog will be dedicated to those of you like me that rage against the machine but don't have the time, energy, or committed concern to do much more than read, write, laugh, yell, and basically be a smart-ass about anything and everything that sucks. I dare not limit myself to just railing against those crafty, wily Republicans, because a lot of Democrats are dickheads, too (but nowhere near as crass or as blatantly unethical, c'mon). And I don't want this to always be political in nature. I mean, I love politics, but without the in-depth analysis of and random references to pop culture, from The Simpsons to Family Guy to movies, music, sports (look for a lamentation on the Chicago Bears coming very soon), comedy, and of course, farts (there is always room for fart jokes), I wouldn't be encompassing everything that makes one a true lazy revolutionary.

This is for those of us that are too smart for our jobs, but we're just not motivated enough to get a better one right now. It's for those of us that are creative, but we'd rather finish another mission of "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" before starting that great American novel, finishing that coming-of-age screenplay or directing that first porno (got the camera, just need some chicks!).
We have an innate sense of good; we cry out for justice, but enjoy the schadenfrude of watching corrupt f'ers go to jail, lose everything, and be hunted for sport. We know what sucks and can tell you why. We listen to jazz. We know why "American Idol" is the biggest waste of time in the history of television, but we watch it anyway. We are the Lazy Revolution!

Welcome, and enjoy, at the very least, some semi-entertaining stuff to read while you're not working!

TB